Just in case you were wondering.....

So yesterday I was sitting in church, because that is what we do on Sundays. We scream and yell at our kids to get ready, while playing "Music and the spoken word" blaring on the TV to drone out the noise and tell kids to sit down and be quiet and read the "Friend" (a great magazine for kids provided by the church, you too can enjoy a copy if you go to www.lds.org and go to magazines and click "Friend").

We cram into the car and bribe the children to put their seat belts on and ask them to please stop crying because we don't want the tears to show when we get to church, because when we get to church we just want them to sit and fold their arms and pretend we all have it together. :)

While at church I happily pull out the kids designated church puzzles and church bags. I dutifully make sure that my cell phone is off, because seriously how EMBARRASSING is it when someone else's cell phone goes and you are like, Seriously? it's church, what do you need your cell phone for. Leave it at home, right? Ya. Right. So I turned my phone on silent and then during the prayer. Yes I said the prayer. A phone starts ringing.... RINGING? Seriously? It is on silent. I know. I checked.

I look around and see if there is anyone diggin in their purses to shut it off. I am seriously annoyed. It is ringing some random song I have never heard, and then to my horror. My total and utterly complete HORROR, I realize it is mine. Yes my phone is singing some random song I am sure I didn't down load but apparently I now have it, although I don't know if I will be able to retrieve it at this point because I don't know where even to find it.

Back the ringing cell phone. Instead of taking it out for all to see I just sit on it, because surely it will stop sometime right? Well Savannah started giggling and said, "Mommy why are you sitting on your phone?" And Mikenna is telling daddy that my phone is making noise.... so much for being discreet, although a ringing cell phone during the prayer is hardly discreet.

Well folks I eventually managed to shut it off and still to this day can't figure out how on earth the song was playing on my SILENTED phone. So just in case were wondering whose phone was ringing. It was mine.