It was a blast.
On our travels from Provo to Las Vegas, we encountered a most embarrassing moment. Luckily, it isn't mine to tell, however, I was a witness.
It was late, or early, depending on if you sleep regular hours or not, and I was a might bit tired. I needed my sister to take the wheel while I shut my eyes a moment. I pulled off at a random stop in Parawan or somewhere.
We weren't the only ones at this stop. Before I got out of the car in this most secluded location, I had to make sure that the car in front of us was not a crazy person, how would I know this? Who knows. But I was going to try my best.
Slowly we eased up to the White Yukon XL in front of us. And lo and behold there is a woman out of the car. I wasn't sure so I pulled up a little closer, now remember this is the middle of the night, so as I get closer my lights shine brighter and brighter on the woman in front of us.
As we inched closer (by the foot), I noticed the woman was squatting, pants down, butt hanging out, hands on her knees. PEEING!!!! She took one look at us, a very LONG look at us, finished her business and jumped in the car. It. Was. Awesome.
I am glad that she couldn't see me... or maybe she could.... but I was laughing HYSTERICALLY. H.Y.S.T.E.R.I.C.A.L.L.Y. Seriously. I almost had to get out of the car to squat because I was a bout to pee MY pants.
I am sorry to the unsuspecting woman squatting with her butt hanging out, out in the middle of nowhere. But I got a seriously good story to remember and most importantly to blog about.
LOL out Loud
2 comments:
What, no pictures? You could have blurred out her face :)
Hilarious!
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