So a few days ago I won Mother of the Year Award.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
Mikenna came home from school IN TEARS. She was so upset she didn't even come to me. She went to her dad.
She said (crying uncontrollably), "I had to eat peanut butter and jelly because I didn't have any money in my account."
Yes. I win.
Yes. I win.
2 comments:
That is too funny. Matt would give anything to have peanut butter and jelly sands for dinner EVERY night.!
Here in Louisiana they give the kid a piece of bread and a cup of water. They also make them stand in a special line, in front of the whole lunchroom, and call home on the public telephone. In front of everyone.
'Cause let's serve some humiliation with that jambalaya, right?
And yes, my kids have all suffered the humiliation. Sadly, that ranks pretty low on why I win mother of the year awards weekly.
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